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Social Media Manager turned Internet Chaos Alchemist. – 4 yearrs in this shithole.. Built audiences from zero to 100k+ and turned random ideas into 50M+ views in 180 days. I’m not just here to manage socials — I’m here to haunt feeds, make algorithms sweat, and turn sustainability into the next internet religion. My superpower? Turning carbon credits into punchlines, tree planting into memes, and education into entertainment. Chronically online, strategically unhinged, and fluent in viral.…Social Media Manager turned Internet Chaos Alchemist. – 4 yearrs in this shithole.. Built audiences from zero to 100k+ and turned random ideas into 50M+ views in 180 days. I’m not just here to manage socials — I’m here to haunt feeds, make algorithms sweat, and turn sustainability into the next internet religion. My superpower? Turning carbon credits into punchlines, tree planting into memes, and education into entertainment. Chronically online, strategically unhinged, and fluent in viral.

Bartlomiej Blochowiak

Social Media Manager, Content Creator, Video Editor, +3

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Social Media Manager turned Internet Chaos Alchemist. – 4 yearrs in this shithole.. Built audiences from zero to 100k+ and turned random ideas into 50M+ views in 180 days. I’m not just here to manage socials — I’m here to haunt feeds, make algorithms sweat, and turn sustainability into the next internet religion. My superpower? Turning carbon credits into punchlines, tree planting into memes, and education into entertainment. Chronically online, strategically unhinged, and fluent in viral.…Social Media Manager turned Internet Chaos Alchemist. – 4 yearrs in this shithole.. Built audiences from zero to 100k+ and turned random ideas into 50M+ views in 180 days. I’m not just here to manage socials — I’m here to haunt feeds, make algorithms sweat, and turn sustainability into the next internet religion. My superpower? Turning carbon credits into punchlines, tree planting into memes, and education into entertainment. Chronically online, strategically unhinged, and fluent in viral.

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Social Media Manager turned Internet Chaos Alchemist. – 4 yearrs in this shithole…
Built audiences from zero to 100k+ and turned random ideas into 50M+ views in 180 days.
I’m not just here to manage socials — I’m here to haunt feeds, make algorithms sweat, and turn sustainability into the next internet religion.
My superpower? Turning carbon credits into punchlines, tree planting into memes, and education into entertainment.
Chronically online, strategically unhinged, and fluent in viral.

Skills

Experience Level

Expert

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Language

Polish

Fluent

English

Fluent

Work Experience

Content Creator at NotHacks, ZipYT

January 1, 2021 - October 30, 2025

Built viral YouTube Shorts channels using meme-fueled storytelling & AI tools. Grew ZipYT from 0 → 80K subs & 50M+ views by remixing MrBeast content into short-form chaos. Developed NotHacks — a niche tech-meme brand around the Flipper Zero; hit 3M views & 3K followers in 6 months. Blended storytelling, editing, and analytics to maximize watch retention and scroll-stopping power. Weaponized trends into growth — turning niche tech content into mainstream engagement.

Ecommerce Owner at Nothacks.com, Brainrottoy.com

January 1, 2021 - October 30, 2025

Founded an e-commerce startup, generating $10,000 monthly revenue within one month by overseeing marketing strategy.