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Michael Farwell

Natural verbiage that converts readers to customers better than some AI-generated derivative drivel

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Natural verbiage that converts readers to customers better than some AI-generated derivative drivel

Experience Level

Work Experience

Writer at Conversations with Dead Men: A Novella
August 1, 2025 - Present
A hopelessly romantic bookstore manager bumbles into sidekick service for a restaurateur seeking vigilante justice against the cartel that trafficked her as a teenager.
Copywriter at Welcome to the Q(ueue): Serial Fiction
October 1, 2024 - Present
In the EU’s newest member state — Hallico — ruthless competition exists for exceedingly wealthy, eccentrically depressed clientele seeking luxurious euthanasia. Digging its niche in this hotel -cum -hospice market via personalized service, a family -run boutique competes with 5 -star properties to put these mortality tourists in the grave.
Writer at Free Will and Fate: A Novel
January 1, 2021 - November 1, 2022
Once upon a time, Crown Princess Fate fell in love with enslaved Free Will.
Contributing Writer at Glasse Factory
February 1, 2021 - May 1, 2021
Website’s #1 Journalist for March (by article view count). Supplied reviews of new music releases — singles, EPs, livestreams and albums. Created announcements based on press releases from artists and bands. Assisted on volumes of Glassetonbury by crafting matchup breakdowns, Battle of the Bands competition formatted through NCAA-style tournament bracket.
Writer at When the Mailman Goes Fishing: A Novel
August 1, 2019 - December 1, 2020
Revived from a successful suicide by repressed Death (personified), an unfulfilled endocrine surgeon gets a new lease on life.
Content Writer at 31 Things: A Web Series
June 1, 2019 - June 1, 2019
A man claiming he wants an independent woman, and a woman claiming she wants a chivalrous man, find each other. Will their relationship last?
Content Writer at Loveworthy: A Feature Screenplay
September 1, 2018 - November 1, 2018
Crossing paths over five decades, a man and woman search for a reason to love themselves. And in so doing, develop a belief that each is worthy of the other.
Market Research Analyst at Spatial.AI
August 1, 2018 - December 1, 2018
Contracted to assess machine-generated location-based social data clusters, identify these segments’ truths and create corresponding labels with descriptions.
Branding Consultant at Michael Farwell
August 1, 2011 - August 1, 2016
Assisted clients in presenting their most compelling personal story uniformly across LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and affiliated websites. Eased the matchmaking process between employers/employees, nonprofits/volunteers, mentors/mentees, small businesses/freelancers, etc.
Content Writer at Bitter Reader: A Short Screenplay
March 1, 2016 - June 1, 2016
A one-hit-wonder-novelist-turned-editor excels at, but simultaneously loathes, helping other writers get their creative rocks off.
Market Research Analyst at SEEK Company
March 1, 2014 - August 1, 2014
Contracted to write personalized backstories and purchase journeys for target markets of various CPG brands.

Education

Master of Fine Arts in Screenwriting at DePaul University School of Cinematic Arts (Chicago, IL)
January 11, 2030 - June 1, 2016
Bachelor of Science in Business Administration, Marketing at Xavier University College of Business (Cincinnati, OH)
January 11, 2030 - May 1, 2013

Qualifications

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Industry Experience

Media & Entertainment, Professional Services, Education