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Michael Farwell

Natural verbiage that converts readers to customers better than some AI-generated derivative drivel

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Natural verbiage that converts readers to customers better than some AI-generated derivative drivel

Experience Level

Work Experience

Writer at Conversations with Dead Men: A Novella
August 1, 2025 - Present
A hopelessly romantic bookstore manager bumbles into sidekick service for a restaurateur seeking vigilante justice against the cartel that trafficked her as a teenager.
Copywriter at Welcome to the Q(ueue): Serial Fiction
October 1, 2024 - Present
In the EU’s newest member state — Hallico — ruthless competition exists for exceedingly wealthy, eccentrically depressed clientele seeking luxurious euthanasia. Digging its niche in this hotel -cum -hospice market via personalized service, a family -run boutique competes with 5 -star properties to put these mortality tourists in the grave.
Contributing Writer at Glasse Factory
February 1, 2021 - May 1, 2021
Website’s #1 Journalist for March (by article view count). Supplied reviews of new music releases — singles, EPs, livestreams and albums. Created announcements based on press releases from artists and bands. Assisted on volumes of Glassetonbury by crafting matchup breakdowns, Battle of the Bands competition formatted through NCAA-style tournament bracket.
Writer at Free Will and Fate: A Novel
January 1, 2021 - November 1, 2022
Once upon a time, Crown Princess Fate fell in love with enslaved Free Will.
Writer at When the Mailman Goes Fishing: A Novel
August 1, 2019 - December 1, 2020
Revived from a successful suicide by repressed Death (personified), an unfulfilled endocrine surgeon gets a new lease on life.
Content Writer at 31 Things: A Web Series
June 1, 2019 - June 1, 2019
A man claiming he wants an independent woman, and a woman claiming she wants a chivalrous man, find each other. Will their relationship last?
Content Writer at Loveworthy: A Feature Screenplay
September 1, 2018 - November 1, 2018
Crossing paths over five decades, a man and woman search for a reason to love themselves. And in so doing, develop a belief that each is worthy of the other.
Market Research Analyst at Spatial.AI
August 1, 2018 - December 1, 2018
Contracted to assess machine-generated location-based social data clusters, identify these segments’ truths and create corresponding labels with descriptions.
Content Writer at Bitter Reader: A Short Screenplay
March 1, 2016 - June 1, 2016
A one-hit-wonder-novelist-turned-editor excels at, but simultaneously loathes, helping other writers get their creative rocks off.
Market Research Analyst at SEEK Company
March 1, 2014 - August 1, 2014
Contracted to write personalized backstories and purchase journeys for target markets of various CPG brands.
Branding Consultant at Michael Farwell
August 1, 2011 - August 1, 2016
Assisted clients in presenting their most compelling personal story uniformly across LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and affiliated websites. Eased the matchmaking process between employers/employees, nonprofits/volunteers, mentors/mentees, small businesses/freelancers, etc.

Education

Master of Fine Arts in Screenwriting at DePaul University School of Cinematic Arts (Chicago, IL)
January 11, 2030 - June 1, 2016
Bachelor of Science in Business Administration, Marketing at Xavier University College of Business (Cincinnati, OH)
January 11, 2030 - May 1, 2013

Qualifications

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Industry Experience

Media & Entertainment, Professional Services, Education