I’m a Master Generalist: Trained in Manufacturing in an HP Lab, using lasers and CNC, CorelDraw and AutoCAD, table saws and pewter casters. This became firefighting, lifeguarding (CA State, think Beach Patrol, Baywatch, Body Recoveries, Sierra Spring Snowmelt Swiftwater Rescues). Following competitive athletics; trained by Olympians and Special Forces across Swimming, Water Polo, Tae Kwon Do, and Ju Jitsu. I’m an obsessive reader, in 2024 I read 173 novels, primarily fantasy and science fiction, and wrote my own GameLit at 115,000 words. I was reading Tolkien and Verne before 3rd grade. I write both manually and with AI (only where authorized and appropriate and am ALWAYS willing to indicate which under Ethics constraints). And produce works of both non-fiction (a tight-beam laser communications upgrade,) and fiction (short stories for friends, using my hand-produced novel as a mirroring primer). My actions are synonymous with my words: I’m rated 5/6 Cognitive Testing by Crossover AI Assessment (top 1% of all University Graduates) and 4/4 in GenAI Prompt Engineering. My Ethical and Moral structures, documented in over a decade as a Mandated Reporter. I’ve worked alongside Child Protective Services, a Residential Counselor in a Children’s Shelter, in a Top 5 World Human Trafficking Hub. For fun, I’m a nerd! When Borderlands 3 was releasing their first expansions, I was coordinating the international team of volunteers through Facebook that distributed so much top end gear to “casual players” that we crashed the black market for eBay scalpers. The BattleTech game “Neveron” had to rebalance their entire Empire Builder Warfare System, because I figured out how to lock down entire War Fronts with a low level empire, manufacturing one of the cheapest units in the game to supply it from a mid-level ally almost infinitely. I write haikus and other poetry, poems, prose, limericks, lyrics, rhythm, rhyme, repost, and rhetoric regarding real life mortality, and near death experiences. I consumed public speaking as part of my education, applying it to coaching, teaching, banquets, eulogies, and more! OCCASIONALLY, you may even catch me spitting rap bars, or singing just a little. (I want to clarify: KILLER Public Speaker! My Singing, however, periodically MURDERS and not in a pleasing fashion!) The Art of War holds a special place in my heart! And people often think they’re beating me in a “chess game of life”, never realizing I find chess boring. In my head? I’m playing 3d Stratego and giggling at a hippopotamus. I wonder why…

Jeff(ery) Nicolaysen

I’m a Master Generalist: Trained in Manufacturing in an HP Lab, using lasers and CNC, CorelDraw and AutoCAD, table saws and pewter casters. This became firefighting, lifeguarding (CA State, think Beach Patrol, Baywatch, Body Recoveries, Sierra Spring Snowmelt Swiftwater Rescues). Following competitive athletics; trained by Olympians and Special Forces across Swimming, Water Polo, Tae Kwon Do, and Ju Jitsu. I’m an obsessive reader, in 2024 I read 173 novels, primarily fantasy and science fiction, and wrote my own GameLit at 115,000 words. I was reading Tolkien and Verne before 3rd grade. I write both manually and with AI (only where authorized and appropriate and am ALWAYS willing to indicate which under Ethics constraints). And produce works of both non-fiction (a tight-beam laser communications upgrade,) and fiction (short stories for friends, using my hand-produced novel as a mirroring primer). My actions are synonymous with my words: I’m rated 5/6 Cognitive Testing by Crossover AI Assessment (top 1% of all University Graduates) and 4/4 in GenAI Prompt Engineering. My Ethical and Moral structures, documented in over a decade as a Mandated Reporter. I’ve worked alongside Child Protective Services, a Residential Counselor in a Children’s Shelter, in a Top 5 World Human Trafficking Hub. For fun, I’m a nerd! When Borderlands 3 was releasing their first expansions, I was coordinating the international team of volunteers through Facebook that distributed so much top end gear to “casual players” that we crashed the black market for eBay scalpers. The BattleTech game “Neveron” had to rebalance their entire Empire Builder Warfare System, because I figured out how to lock down entire War Fronts with a low level empire, manufacturing one of the cheapest units in the game to supply it from a mid-level ally almost infinitely. I write haikus and other poetry, poems, prose, limericks, lyrics, rhythm, rhyme, repost, and rhetoric regarding real life mortality, and near death experiences. I consumed public speaking as part of my education, applying it to coaching, teaching, banquets, eulogies, and more! OCCASIONALLY, you may even catch me spitting rap bars, or singing just a little. (I want to clarify: KILLER Public Speaker! My Singing, however, periodically MURDERS and not in a pleasing fashion!) The Art of War holds a special place in my heart! And people often think they’re beating me in a “chess game of life”, never realizing I find chess boring. In my head? I’m playing 3d Stratego and giggling at a hippopotamus. I wonder why…

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I’m a Master Generalist:

Trained in Manufacturing in an HP Lab, using lasers and CNC, CorelDraw and AutoCAD, table saws and pewter casters.

This became firefighting, lifeguarding (CA State, think Beach Patrol, Baywatch, Body Recoveries, Sierra Spring Snowmelt Swiftwater Rescues).

Following competitive athletics; trained by Olympians and Special Forces across Swimming, Water Polo, Tae Kwon Do, and Ju Jitsu.

I’m an obsessive reader, in 2024 I read 173 novels, primarily fantasy and science fiction, and wrote my own GameLit at 115,000 words. I was reading Tolkien and Verne before 3rd grade.

I write both manually and with AI (only where authorized and appropriate and am ALWAYS willing to indicate which under Ethics constraints). And produce works of both non-fiction (a tight-beam laser communications upgrade,) and fiction (short stories for friends, using my hand-produced novel as a mirroring primer).

My actions are synonymous with my words: I’m rated 5/6 Cognitive Testing by Crossover AI Assessment (top 1% of all University Graduates) and 4/4 in GenAI Prompt Engineering.
My Ethical and Moral structures, documented in over a decade as a Mandated Reporter. I’ve worked alongside Child Protective Services, a Residential Counselor in a Children’s Shelter, in a Top 5 World Human Trafficking Hub.

For fun, I’m a nerd! When Borderlands 3 was releasing their first expansions, I was coordinating the international team of volunteers through Facebook that distributed so much top end gear to “casual players” that we crashed the black market for eBay scalpers.

The BattleTech game “Neveron” had to rebalance their entire Empire Builder Warfare System, because I figured out how to lock down entire War Fronts with a low level empire, manufacturing one of the cheapest units in the game to supply it from a mid-level ally almost infinitely.

I write haikus and other poetry, poems, prose, limericks, lyrics, rhythm, rhyme, repost, and rhetoric regarding real life mortality, and near death experiences.

I consumed public speaking as part of my education, applying it to coaching, teaching, banquets, eulogies, and more! OCCASIONALLY, you may even catch me spitting rap bars, or singing just a little. (I want to clarify: KILLER Public Speaker! My Singing, however, periodically MURDERS and not in a pleasing fashion!)

The Art of War holds a special place in my heart!

And people often think they’re beating me in a “chess game of life”, never realizing I find chess boring.

In my head?

I’m playing 3d Stratego and giggling at a hippopotamus.

I wonder why…

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